Jeez! Mattel, that's.. a little weird..?

points to the artist: that's fucking creepy.

 Anyone who knows me personally, [or even through the internet and my Tumblr posts] knows I usually find myself siding with the villains in movies, TV shows, and even video games. One specific villain however, I've loved ever since I was a kid: and that villain is none other than Skeletor himself. He was menacing, ruthless, a fucking walking skeleton, and .. okay, maybe a little cheesy. None the less, Skeletor was- and remains to be- a fucking badass, and no one can tell me different.

only the greatest laugh in the history of ever.

 However, the real problem now is the fact that the toy company Mattel- who make the He-Man action figures- has introduced our favoirte Skull-faced Slavemaster as nothing more than an child and seems to be taking a crap into Panthor's saddle [see the picture below]! It's only available to Masters Of  The Universe toy subscribers next month for $35 so be sure to be quick! [if you're so compelled - you can find it here]

what. the. actual. fuck.

  

NIGHTMARE FUEL.

talk about embarrassing! I don't even understand why this would be a necessary addition to the He-Man toy line.. I can't think of any sense behind this monstrosity! ..and it really fucking creeps me out. Unless of course, it's based on this Robot Chicken skit? [that doesn't mean it needs a toy though!] It's things like this that freak me out.. this, and clowns, but we don't talk of such.

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Now that's the Skeletor I know and love.

So what do you think of  Baby Skeletor®? Is it a new Collector's Item or Nightmare Fuel?

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SPOILER ALERT: Avengers2 - Age Of Ultron NEWS!

the original badass: Ultron

[NOTE: As expected, this post will be containing spoilers, so if you aren't cool with that; I fully suggest against reading this post. don't say I didn't warn ya!]

Up until now, the most we really knew about Avengers: Age Of Ultron was it's [May 1st, 2015] release date, and that Hank Pym would not be the creator of Ultron, like he does in the comics. [presumably, it'll be Tony Stark]. But- like always- people are not willing to wait, and will continuously poke and prod until they get some kind of info; even if it is only a little bit. Well, it seems that if you poke and prod enough, you'll get that info, because the guys over at Joblo claim that they know [not a lot] a bit of what film junkies can expect from Joss Whedon's sequel to Avengers.

 

Now, I'd like to point out that these 'tidbits' are according to Joblo and although they 'claim' to know these bits and pieces; doesn't necessarily mean that they're 100% right or that I even agree with these points. [though I think that these sound fucking awesome!] I suppose the only real way to know for sure to either wait for an official trailer to give more info, or if you can manage: wait until the film comes to theaters on May 1st, 2015. According to Joblo, Avengers: Age Of Ultron will contain some [if not all] of the following:

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- Ultron will show up in three different incarnations throughout the film. This reflects the sentient machine’s ability to evolve and upgrade as he goes along.

- In order to complete these upgrades, one of Ultron’s motivations will be to hunt down quantities of Vibranium. This may or may not involve a trek to Wakanda and therefore, an appearance of Black Panther.

- Stark Tower will become Avengers Tower. Tony Stark will be throwing money at the team in order to keep them going and to supply them with all sorts of technological fun!

- The above development will result in the team sporting the Avengers logo proudly on their uniforms. In addition, Hawkeye’s outfit will be closer to the comic book version and The Hulk will be getting his traditional stretchable shorts so he doesn't suddenly appear naked every time he transforms.

- Stark will have an army of Iron Man drones [The Iron Legion] at his disposal.

- Vision won’t be showing up until later in the film, during the third act.

- War Machine will have a cameo, though his role in the film will be small. Falcon may also receive a cameo.

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 Personally, I'd love to see Black Panther get some live-action screen time.

I remember reading a while ago that there were plans on making a live-action Black Panther film; so what better way to introduce him to the Marvel Cinematic Universe than this? It'd be a great way to introduce him, without having him steal the spotlight.

COME ON MARVEL, GET ON IT! THE FANS NEED IT!

I'm fucking stoked for this film!

 

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HOLY HELL! He's like 'Dirty Harry' : but hairier! He's known as..

that face though!

It's no surprise that I enjoy "bad" movies. I mean, I absolutely love The Toxic Avenger and especially the cult favorite Dead Alive/Braindead. Hell, I consider the original A Nightmare On Elm Street films to be my favorite franchise ever.  We film buffs have had our fill of obscurely bad films too: with Snakes On A [motherfucking] Plane and Sharknado [I even talked about that one here!] have Therefore, it shouldn't be too big of a surprise that I'm absolutely stoked for this new 'bad' film: and it's known only as [the fucking] WOLFCOP!

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looking through the official website for the film, It seems the film is Canadian [points for being from Canada!], being from B.C. The synopsis is found on the website as well as it's due out in theaters on June 6th 2014! I'm beyond excited for this film: mainly, because the trailer makes it look like it's going to be so fucking fun! I hope I get the chance to see this in [select] theaters; or y'know.. at least on Netflix!

an alternate poster for Wolfcop

PLOT: It's not unusual for alcoholic cop Lou Garou to black out and wake up in unfamiliar surroundings, but lately things have taken a strange turn. Crime scenes seem oddly familiar. Lou's senses are heightened, and when the full moon is out, he's a rage-fueled werewolf. WOLFCOP is one cop's quest to become a better man... One transformation at a time!

Be sure to check out the trailer for WOLFCOP [below] : because I think it looks so fucking strange, that it's going to be awesome! What are your thoughts on the idea of the film? what about the trailer? yay or nay? Let me know in the comments below [or Facebook or Twitter]!

you can't say this trailer doesn't look fucking great!

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